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303. HENRY'S LIE FUNERAL

FALSE  FUNERAL IS PLANNING. They lied to people's

faces. 

Last rehearsal before a lie funeral

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Photo: Men aren't second in a false funeral.

Laura: - We see a lot of relatives at funerals and

a lot of people know Henry. Are we going to

make it? Are we going to find out if we're going

to have a fake funeral, 1,500 people will notice.

Henry, Laura, John, Amanda, Professor, there

are two sentinels. Now Let's rehearse the

confidant of a fake funeral for the last time.

Henry has been threatened and harassed a lot.

Henry wants to disappear and start a new life

with a new name, among other things.

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A living dead man walks forward in  white

clothes

The body coffin is being brought - it's a strange sight.

Henry's wearing white dead clothes, dead man's

clothes. Seeing white clothes and a coffin is a

stopping sight. People's faces get serious.

Everyone dies sometimes and every person goes

into a similar state – the body coffin. Henry's

going to lie in the body coffin.

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THE body COFFIN IS A RESTING PLACE.

1. Henry: - This position in the body coffin is that

of 7 billion people last resting place.

2.Amanda: -How do you feel now ...?

The resting place of 7 billion people, the body coffin, early?

3. Henry, what day was I supposed to die?

4. Professor: I need a day of death, too, I write a  fake car

crash in the newspaper of the news. There's a  car crash photo.

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Department of Difficult Solutions, Film Production

(We're looking for a mountain road, a mountain road.

Henry's  car falls down a long way.)

Better quality with 24 quality parts. What does cost to

have a car  crashing in the film?

Helicopter lifts  a empty car to 20 meters high, and

drops. Crashed car is lowered off truck platform


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5. Is your conscience clear when you ascend to

heaven? The bad man and the others aren't going to

haunt you anymore, and they're not going to  bother

you.  4 months of teasing ends.

Laura asks curiously.

6. John, where did you bring such beautiful death clothes

from?


(Reminder: John went to steal the clothes of death

in the morgue; the body coffin was opened.)

Laura has a quirky expression on her face and  asks
unreliably
         

Laura asks curiously.

7. John, where did you bring such beautiful death clothes
from?

John: amazed - wonders. A suave, laughing look,

laughs; raises the hand to increase its voice.

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Don't fart in the body coffin, church

Laura:  9.  In the body coffin, Henry's breathing

movements are not visible. Henry dos not move

and sneeze when relatives and Friends are 1

meter from your body coffin? People close to

you walk Past your open coffin. The body coffin

is open. (There has no oxygen to breathe in the

sealed body coffin. ) 

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Amanda: 10. If we fail to arrange with the  funeral.  My nerve

is broken if the lie is revealed,  Henry is  living with in the body

coffin.

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PROFESSOR: THE ARRIVAL OF FARTS MUST NOT

BE PREVENTED

Professor: 11. If Henry farts or moves in the body coffin,  Let's
tell people Henry has a lot of intestinal gases. squeezing to
the body diagonally.

Amanda: 12. Then be you by Henry's body coffin

and be ready to say to the funeral people ...

According to medicine, gases accumulate in the

rectle and tend to be released from the recting

– when a person is dead.

John starts talking, is a laughing tone

14. What professor man says about farts

obstruction on the day of burial?

Professor: 15. Russian scientist has studied farts

and fart exit through the skin out of the body.

Farts must not be prevented from getting out of a person's

body. If prevented, the gas is absorbed through the intestine

into the bloodstream and blood bring farts under the skin

and through the skin out.

16. This is what our professor says. I don't believe that.

to the attention of scientists.

John: 17. Indifferent, sly speech and Smell the

wrist There will be gases of farts through my  kin. Laugh...

Did you thank?  ohn, face strange looking

Professor continues: LIE WEEPERS COME

FROM THEATRE SCHOOL

18.  I went to see the female students at the

theatre school. 3 students he's going to cry at

Henry's funeral.  Let's invite a theater school

student to tell us how  to learn to cry. Fake

cries increase trust and  credibility.

John 19.   I can't cry, I can't grieve. I don't have

any acting talent.  I'm not an actor.

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Phota  Fake tears at fake funeral

Professor continues: FALSE WEEPERS COME

FROM THEATRE SCHOOL

20. I went to see the female students at the theatre

school. 3 student he's going to cry at Henry's

funeral. Let's invite a theater school student to tell

us how to learn to cry. Fake cries increase trust

and credibility.

The professor speaks with certainties and

assures:

21. The bad man has been akin to Henry for 4

months (even threats) We've been planning lie

funeral for 5 months. We won't fail. ?

- 100 % at the lie funeral. Let's not tell us. That's  a lie.

I DON'T PAY BILLS OR TAXES.

22. Now that I die, I throw my crank, I leave the

bills and taxes unpaid. 

I have one wish for you dear friends. My eulogy

at the funeral must be complimenting me. The

professor writes.